Licking the love wound

taken from Your boss needs you!


Situation:

You had fallen in love with a guy who works in the same workplace/building. Almost everyone who knows you and the guy, knows about the love story. Obviously, your colleagues and his colleagues know about the love story, too.

Then, you and the guy broke up. You sent out an email to almost everyone in your contact lists inferring something bad about the guy. Emails got forwarded to almost everyone. Almost everyone who knows you and the guy, knows about the break up story. Obviously, your colleagues and his colleagues know about the break up story, too.

Later, someone close to you replied your email and copied everyone in the 'To:' list asking you, "Do you need to tell the whole world about it? (read: you're silly, grow up!)"

One day, you bumped into your ex's colleague in the elevator. Embarassed with your foolish 'email act', what would you do (to cover up)?


Solution:

Pretend nothing happened.
Pretend you're as joyous as ever.
Greet your ex's colleague cheerfully and loudly.
And say, "Hi your ex's colleague's name!!! Haven't seen you around for a while. We've got so many things to catch up." Eventhough there's nothing to catch up.

Trust me, it saves your balls boobs!