Ayam menang, kampung tergadai

Berikut adalah dialog seorang guru, Cikgu Ali dan salah seorang muridnya, Abu, yang sedang membincangkan perihal peribahasa dalam kelas Bahasa Melayu (Melayu ke Malaysia? I'm lost! WTF?! Who cares, the country is already in a mess, anyway).

CUTTT!!!

Takde nama watak lain ke? Balik-balik Ali, balik-balik Abu. Berilah nama yang glamour sikit, orang sekarang kan nama sampai tiga perkataan, nama macam Haziq Aiman ke Ashraf Sinclair ke... ehh letak le Muthusamy tak pun Balasundram, nanti diorang accused kita ethnic cleansing pulak.

Baik tuan direktor...

Screen One, Take Two... ACTION!!!

Berikut adalah dialog seorang guru, Cikgu Hans Isaac (glamour sikit nama ni daripada Balasundram kan?) dan salah seorang muridnya, Haniff Basri, sedang membincangkan perihal peribahasa dalam kelas Bahasa Melayu (Melayu ke Malaysia? I'm lost! WTF?! Who cares, the country is already in a mess, anyway).

Cikgu Hans Isaac: Haniff Basri, bolehkah awak berikan contoh peribahasa 'ayam menang, kampung tergadai'?

Haniff Basri: 'Ayam menang, kampung tergadai' seumpama kerajaan Malaysia bergembira di atas kejayaan tanaman jagung di koridor utara (NCER) setelah memperuntukkan RM12.5 billion, sedangkan pesawah di koridor utara kerugian RM27.6 juta apabila lebih 8,500 hektar sawah mereka dengan padi yang hampir dituai ditenggelami air akibat banjir.

Cikgu Hans Isaac: Bijak Haniff Basri, anak siapalah kamu ini?! Cuma peruntukan kerajaan kepada NCER di bawah RMK9 telah ditambah RM5 billion lagi baca sini, menjadikan jumlah peruntukan kewangan sebanyak RM17.5 billion, itu hanya di bawah RMK9, ye murid-murid...

Dua hari kemudian, Cikgu Hans Isaac menerima surat perpindahan ke Kapit, Sarawak

So, how could these padi farmers lost nearly RM27.6 million just because of the rain/flood?! Shouldn't the RM17.5 billion allocated for NCER includes development of technologies or infrastructure that will ensure padi growing throughout the year, rain or shine?!

Instead, they (read the goverment) were really proud with their corns (read CON, as in CON MAN). And they dare to talk about turning farmers into agropreneurs??!! WTF, when you can't even survive rain and flood?!

Everyone knows padi or rice is our staple food and padi have been the main source of income for farmers in the north corridor. Maybe PL forgets that Kedah is called Jelapang Padi , not Jelapang Jagung. Owh... how could he forget, he sleeps all the time...