Thursday, July 19, 2007

A man and his world

A man, is typically associated with three things (not in sequence, but could also be): Cars, sports, and obviously women.

Cars (motorcycle included). Cleaning them or send them to cleaning is man's favorite hobby and always on top of to-do-list. And accessory upgrades or total replacement is in the waiting list when bonus come.

If you've watched Mukhsin, you may notice this scene involving Mak Inom's neigbour (can't remember the characters' names). While the husband is polishing his motorcycle, the wife said this... "Best nye jadi motor..."

Sports. Couldn't be best explained with the fact that most guys would always read newspapers from the back or waking up in the middle of night to watch 22 other men playing game.

Women. Need no explanation.

Of the three, there's no clear evidence of one object being favored than the other two.

The best thing a man could wish, is to have all three at the same time, e.g. going to stadium to watch Brazil play football with a the world's most gorgeous supermodel-type girlfriend in a nice, shining custom-made, one-of-its-kind sports car.

But, it'd be quite an achievement if a man could just go watching Malaysia national team play football in padang PKNS, Kelana Jaya (no admission ticket required) with his married-for-7 years-wife and her mother in a practical and economical Perodua Viva.

Unfortunately, some men (or most men) simply can't have all three at the same time, and would just resort to two. That's why this always happened in motor shows. They don't really care even if the tyres of the cars on display are dirty.

And, if a man still couldn't have two of the three objects, he'd be satisfied settling for just one at a time. But, in this situation, he needs to put on his thinking cap... a wrong judgment could prove disaster...

A 38-year-old Chris Donald, a British mechanic by profession, claims that he likes to have sex with cars. He has had sex with more than 30 different car models, two boats and a jet ski in the last 20 years. "A nice car... is a feast for the senses. It's about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I'd love to jump into bed with it," Chris told to The Sun newspaper.

"It's all about imagination and creativity. There's more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay," he added. According to the newspaper, Donald also maintains a web portal on which he writes erotic fiction about car-diddling. His website is fully dedicated to 'auto-erotic stories'.

... and his website is (with discretionary advice) here

Poor Malaysian men, we only have two obsessions now as our sports have reached its menopause :-(

1 comment:

Elf said... husband is soooo lucky...

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