Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. Women got off the Titanic first. Nuff said!

2. Women get to flirt with men who operate a helpdesk or systems support and these gullible men always return their calls and do by the women’s bidding, with the women able to get away with it. And these gullible men are OVERLY nice to women when they destroy something of their’s by accident or on purpose, whereby they get a full refund or a brand new replacement.

3. Women's boyfriends clothes make them look freakin attractive & seductive. Guys look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

4. Women can be groupies. when Men are groupies they are stalkers.

5. Women can cry, put on a pitiful, sad 'puss-in-boots' face and get off speeding fines.

6. Women have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central male or female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis readily and willingly stop for women.

8. Men expire earlier, so women get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. Women don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. Women can hug their friends without ever wondering if the other thinks if they're gay.

12. Women can hug their friends without ever wondering if THEY'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives women a whole new lease on life.

14. It's very possible for women to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. Many Women don't have to fart to amuse themselves (Ahem!).

16. If women forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. Women can congratulate their team-mates without ever touching their butt.

18. If women have a pimple, they know how to conceal it.

19. Women never have to reach down ever so often to make sure that their 'privates' are still dangling there.

20. If women are dumb, these women are easily forgiven as some people will find it cute.

21. Women don't have to memorize facts, figures or important information to fit in.

22. Women have the ability to dress themselves accordingly depending on ahem, the situation.

23. Women can talk to those of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If women marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an idiot.

25. Women's friends won't think they're weird if they ask whether there's ahem, anything stuck in their teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve most of women's problems.

27. Women never regret piercing their ears and ahem, other parts of their anatomy.

28. Women can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. Women know which glass was theirs by the lipstick mark.

30. Women have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to stop getting lost is to ask for directions.

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